JON IS THE DEFINITION OF SWAG Leg hair fetish

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

I’m gonna fuck the tumbler

Please sir, do not fuck the tumbler

Ha ha, A+ Tumbler Humour

sirlightbulb:

I’m gonna fuck the tumbler

Please sir, do not fuck the tumbler

I’m gonna fuck the tumbler

Surprisingly sober

Personally I find front bangs pretty meh

If I ever started a store I wouldn’t bother with that whole .99 cents shit. I’d go .98 cents on that bitch so everybody knows that I got the realest deals out there.

I just want to be as successful as Ben Affleck with my 1/10000th amount of talent

Films in 2013 - Gone Baby Gone, 2007 (directed by Ben Affleck)

I make up for my lack of physical attraction with my superb taste in music

The Canucks didn’t make the playoffs so now I can shamelessly cheer for the Hawks

I deserve an award just for getting out of bed

I suddenly feel compelled to post about blumpkins

I could never live in Japan that lifestyle is so not for me

fukkkres:

reverseracist:

fukkkres is a white boy who says the n word and yall dont say anything cuz he makes those “im off my period” jokes every week

how you ont fuck wit me but you be followin my posts lol